horny and lonely

This is a blog dedicated to my fiancé, who is another city right now, and the thing I want to do her, and make me think of her.

onesubsjourney:

Towel drop in all my chubby glory. (Ignore the mess behind me, Cooper tore up his dog bed lol)

aboveaverageporn:

Feeling rather lonely today… I’m thinking one of you guys should hit me up :P
-Sarah

aboveaverageporn:

Feeling rather lonely today… I’m thinking one of you guys should hit me up :P
-Sarah

curvynerdywordy:

Thank you for following!
I said I’d do something special for breaking 1000 followers (technically 1044, because I can procrastinate with the best of them) and this is all my tired ass could think of. Because yay, butts!
This thing is the bane of my existence.  I am incredibly insecure about my bare rear end and YET most of the time, InLove can’t keep his hands off of it.  So I figure ya’ll will celebrate it, or run for the hills. 
Either one is fine, I don’t judge!  Unless you still wear scrunchies.  Then I judge.
I love you guys, bring it in for awkward group hugging.

curvynerdywordy:

Thank you for following!

I said I’d do something special for breaking 1000 followers (technically 1044, because I can procrastinate with the best of them) and this is all my tired ass could think of. Because yay, butts!

This thing is the bane of my existence.  I am incredibly insecure about my bare rear end and YET most of the time, InLove can’t keep his hands off of it.  So I figure ya’ll will celebrate it, or run for the hills. 

Either one is fine, I don’t judge!  Unless you still wear scrunchies.  Then I judge.

I love you guys, bring it in for awkward group hugging.